'tinder for moms' app in new orleans

15 Insane Mom Bios On Tinder You Need To See We found some of the most savage, noteworthy, & downright strange Tinder profiles belonging lớn moms of all ages, shapes, & sizes.



We lượt thích lớn think that Tinder is a landscape that just belongs to attractive people under the age of 35. The few that we see amongst the countless profiles that we swipe through daily belong to lớn those who haven"t gotten their lives together. The losers. The desperate. The completely & totally gross. But that"s just our perception. It"s not accurate. There are a ton of normal older people, including moms, searching for love sầu and fun on Tinder. They have sầu respectable protệp tin pictures as well as the all-important bio. But these AREN"T the people we"re spending time with in this article. Oh no. We found some of the most shocking, savage, noteworthy, & downright strange Tinder profiles belonging to moms of all ages, shapes, và sizes. So, without further avày, here are 15 insane mom bgame ios on Tinder that you need to see


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15 Some Kitties Like Being A Cougar... Especially When They Have Cubs


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Moms who embrace the fact that their cougars are more than likely to lớn have sầu far more fun than those who don"t. The ones who skulk around pretending khổng lồ be only into men their own age aren"t fooling anyone. So, at least Laura is being honest. However, it"s pretty savage for her khổng lồ mention her boys in the same sentence as her thirsty requests. At the very least, it gives us some insight inlớn why her boys live sầu with her ex.

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Any guy who comes across this mama"s Tinder bio should be running the other way unless he"s willing khổng lồ pay for a few college tuitions. Three kids is a lot khổng lồ take on, especially when the mom is only 25-years-old. After all, we"re not living in the 12th Century when having three children by the age of 25 was considered low. Oh, and also we"d be remised if we didn"t mention the piercing phản hồi in her bio... What exactly is she trying to lớn accomplish here?


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13 A Mom Who Has No Problem Using Her Famous Kids To Snatch A Date Or Two


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Look, there"s a svào possibility that this absolutely fantastic Tinder profile does indeed belong to lớn Jonah Hill"s mom. But we should say that not all the facts support it. One thing is for sure, the pholớn is 100% authentic and portrays both Jonah & his mama. If this is his mom, she"s definitely using her famous children lớn get some action. For that, we actually applaud her. Why should they be the ones having all the fun?


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12 Sometimes Honesty Isn"t The Prefered Road To Go Down


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With social truyền thông practically running our lives, it"s nice to lớn meet people who are actually honest about what they feel and aren"t just looking khổng lồ be loved. Having said that, would it have sầu hurt Kristin lớn lie just a little? Seriously, is there any person who"d want to go out with this savage boss khủng after reading her totally detached Tinder bio? If so, they deserve each other.


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11 Say What You Want, At Least This Woman Knows Who She Is


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Self-awareness isn"t a comtháng trait nowadays. However, you could argue that Veronica is taking a bit far. Sure, we all want lớn know what we"re getting into, but we also don"t want khổng lồ be turned off completely. If the "three daughters" didn"t vì that for you, the "over-reacting" & the "hard to love" thing almost certainly did.

10 This One Is Far More Commitment Than A Typical Swiper Bargains For


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It"s smart when Tinder moms include their child in their first picture. At least, it allows the majority of us lớn quickly swipe left as we in no way want khổng lồ giảm giá with that amount of commitment; that is if the swiper has taken his eyes off that sultry dress of hers. Those who think they can handle a young one may be inspired lớn read... Too bad for them that it appears as though Lea has double the commitment on the way. She"s right, this isn"t typical. But hey, at least she"s up front about things.


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9 Sometimes Mommies Are Avid Swingers... Apparently


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Here"s a tiny bit of unsolicited advise: maybe don"t include a picture of your child if you"re whole MO is to lớn swing or get inkhổng lồ a number of somewhat risky adult escapades with complete strangers. Seriously, it just makes you look like a bit of a creep or, at the very least, an irresponsible parent. Sarah may mean well as well as be a fun partner for her husband, but this profile should be on the cluttered desk of a Child Services agent.

8 A Tinder Bio Isn"t Svào Unless You Mention Your Priorities... AKA Burritos


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We"re only given so much space for our btiện ích ios on Tinder. So, it"s vital that you get lớn the point. Some people, like Margaret here, make a danh mục of their priorities or the things that make them who they are. The fact that she mentions her love for burritos before her partner is pretty telling. But hey, she"s open ladies, so don"t be afraid to lớn dive sầu right into that one.


7 We All Have Our Own Tactics To Make The World A Better Place... Some Are Just More Effective sầu Than Others...


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How ironic that someone who wants khổng lồ bring the world together opens her second line with such a specific caveat. Hard to make legitimate changes with that kind of attitude. Additionally, her method of ending an age-old problem is pretty lame, if you ask us. Having said that, we bet her babies would be very xinh tươi. We feel bad for them though, as they without a doubt have sầu a mom who"s a handful.

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6 Some Aspire To Be The Best They Can Be, Others Just Want To Look Good At An Advanced Age


Those who have sầu their Tinder settings open lớn women know just how often the whole "MILF" thing comes up. Only, most of the time it"s preceded by the word "aspiring". This should be a sign khổng lồ swipe left, but in the case of Chanel, she may be using it legitimately. One, it sounds lượt thích she has a kid or two. Secondly, she definitely looks young for her age. However, we doubt her kids would enjoy reading her Tinder bio, not khổng lồ mention her husbvà...


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5 Being "Mommy" To Real Kids Clearly Wasn"t Enough For This One...


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There"s nothing wrong with a little roleplaying, but equating how you discipline your kids to lớn what you"d vì khổng lồ a man who swore is a bit over the line. Just think about what her kids would think if they saw this. It"s unlikely that they"d ever be able khổng lồ look into her eyes again without imagining an au-naturel Mr. Jenkins from down the street having a time-out for saying the word, "bumhead".

4 Go Ahead, Tell Us Your Entire Life Story Why Don"t Ya


Okay, Lashele. Notoàn thân wants your life story. And they certainly don"t want khổng lồ read it on Tinder. Nobody toàn thân cares how much you love your children or what activities you và your church get up khổng lồ. In fact, it"s unlikely that you"ll get one swipe because of this epically boring self-dissection. Also, what kind of name is Lashele?


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3 Not All Kids Have sầu Two Legs Or Have sầu Sane Moms, For That Matter


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Janine definitely seems like the type who would actually have sầu real children but only acknowledged her Highlvà Terrier, Jethro. After all, Jethro is the only "child" that doesn"t look at her lượt thích she"s completely unhinged. Not khổng lồ mention, he"s the only one willing to do that trichồng with that opened jar of chunky peanut butter.

2 Now This Is An Unorthodox Couple...


Um, yeah, definitely have sầu a picture of your partner if you"re a "fun couple" looking to get some action with a bunch of strangers. And under no circumstance should you have an image of your baby instead of your husband. Seriously, this takes the "ick-factor" up to the highest notch as not everytoàn thân will figure out who exactly you"re referring to...

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1 A Little Too Much Confidence There, Mama?


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We all love sầu someone with confidence, but the line, "if you can"t laugh at yourself, I will" always stinks of someone with a bit too much of it. Sure, the message is important, but it sounds like Ashley will be a harsh critic for her potential dates. Then again, maybe her bite isn"t as bad as her bark. After all, she calls herself a "selfie queen" và still managed khổng lồ cut off the top half of her head.


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